A day in the life of my hopefully to be soon ex-roommate
"Uh-oh! Must take pictorial evidence of all of Tiffany's infractions against me with my digital camera. Even if it's w/o her permission. Can you say "cheese"? Oh, wait, you're not even facing me. That's right, it's evidence, not portraits."
"Omg, omg, I am such a pissy prep. You played video games w/a guest and hung out with him practically all day! How dare you! I must yell at the RA w/o even SPEAKING to you! Yeah, that's right, I'm going behind your back 'cause you had a fucking guy in the room!"
"Are you okay, Katie?" <- my attempt at getting her to speak to me. "YEAH." [silence, silence] Sure. You were only slamming practically every fucking thing of yours earlier, including the closet that just happens to be right in front of my fucking bed. Ohhhh, okay. You can go behind my back to the RA to get her to speak with you, but when I dare try to communicate with you when you were oh so obviously pissy before, you're perfectly fucking okay. Right... Does anyone else smell bullshit?
Omg, you might get us in separate rooms from all your senseless inner bitching. Single room for no extra cost for 3 weeks! Oh, the pain!
Aren't my rants fun? That just had to get the fuck out.
"Omg, omg, I am such a pissy prep. You played video games w/a guest and hung out with him practically all day! How dare you! I must yell at the RA w/o even SPEAKING to you! Yeah, that's right, I'm going behind your back 'cause you had a fucking guy in the room!"
"Are you okay, Katie?" <- my attempt at getting her to speak to me. "YEAH." [silence, silence] Sure. You were only slamming practically every fucking thing of yours earlier, including the closet that just happens to be right in front of my fucking bed. Ohhhh, okay. You can go behind my back to the RA to get her to speak with you, but when I dare try to communicate with you when you were oh so obviously pissy before, you're perfectly fucking okay. Right... Does anyone else smell bullshit?
Omg, you might get us in separate rooms from all your senseless inner bitching. Single room for no extra cost for 3 weeks! Oh, the pain!
Aren't my rants fun? That just had to get the fuck out.